How do you eat kiwifruit?

How do you eat Kiwifruit?

Skin On
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How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Disco » 07 Jul 2016, 16:11

It came to my attention today that you can eat kiwifruit with the skin on, my mind was blown, so how do you eat yours?
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by PirateEggs » 07 Jul 2016, 16:37

I cut the skin off in a checkerboard pattern and go to town on that bad boy.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by kharis » 07 Jul 2016, 16:47

Sliced on a pav :)
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Ralph Wiggum » 07 Jul 2016, 16:49

First I undo my fly and...

...nevermind.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Disco » 07 Jul 2016, 16:53

You know it occurs to me now that the options should have been peeled or unpeeled.. >.>
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by PirateEggs » 07 Jul 2016, 16:57

I also like to take my own skin off while eating a kiwi fruit. It makes me one with my delicious treat.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Makena » 07 Jul 2016, 17:15

If there's somewhere to throw the skin, I'll peel it. If there's not I'll just brush off most/all of the fur and just eat it.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Otto-matic Reiffel » 07 Jul 2016, 17:18

I must be strange. I normally cut it in half then scoop out chunks to eat with a teaspoon.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by NoobyMcNoobnoob » 07 Jul 2016, 17:32

i thought it was by asking nicely at a new Zealand gay mardi gras
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Makena » 07 Jul 2016, 17:36

Otto-matic Reiffel wrote:I must be strange. I normally cut it in half then scoop out chunks to eat with a teaspoon.
I was working on a spoonless scenario, given a spoon and somewhere to put the skin this is what I'll do too.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Matty » 07 Jul 2016, 18:17

Cut in half and use a spoon you heathens!
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by ChainsawMcP » 07 Jul 2016, 18:47

Otto-matic Reiffel wrote:I must be strange. I normally cut it in half then scoop out chunks to eat with a teaspoon.
My kiwi wife endorses this method... as does my daughter - although they have gone a little more task specific with the plastic kiwifruit spoon

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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Yurtles » 07 Jul 2016, 19:36

I find kiwi fruit too intimidating to attempt, I feel like someone's going to judge me if I cut the skin off or if I leave it on. Best to just leave them alone and hope they leave me alone too.
I'll eat it whatever way anyone has prepared it if they give it to me though, not going to say no when they've gone through all that kiwi fruit presentation angst for me.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Duke » 07 Jul 2016, 20:24

Depending on variety (Hayward most common in Oz), a perfectly ripe kiwifruit is easily skinned by holding length ways in both hands squeezing with your fingertips simultaneously. The skin should come off cleanly.

Personally I tend to believe most people eat them while they're still a bit green. Usually you tell this by the citric acid taste left afterwards. A nice ripe kiwifruit shouldn't suffer from this at all. But instead, be juicy and sweet. To tell when they're just ripe, give a gentle squeeze and if they're a fairly soft they're ready to eat.

Source: Worked on numerous kiwifruit farms/orchards for 4.5 years.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by kharis » 07 Jul 2016, 20:40

Those kiwi fruit spoons are awesome. They used to have buckets of them at the supermarket but not anymore
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Sathias » 07 Jul 2016, 23:14

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever eaten one.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Matty » 08 Jul 2016, 00:52

Sathias wrote:Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever eaten one.
They are the best fruit, man. Go have one right now!
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Nekosan » 08 Jul 2016, 01:42

Matty wrote:Cut in half and use a spoon you heathens!

This ^


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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Nitephyre » 09 Jul 2016, 09:07

I usually spoon with it, but sometimes I'll eat it out or munch it fur and all.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by CherryRed » 13 Jul 2016, 11:51

Skin off, because I'm not a weirdo like you :P
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Sathias wrote:Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever eaten one.
They are the best fruit, man. Go have one right now!
I concur, go and try one - I have spent my life convinced that I do not like Kiwi Fruit, but it features quite heavily as a snack in Lite n Easy so I decided to put my big girl pants on and try it. I really enjoyed it. My method of skinning and eating was VERY messy though, so I shall follow the suggestions above and cut it in half and use a spoon lol.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Kendrite » 13 Jul 2016, 20:50

OK...I voted skin on but I thought that meant skin on and cutting it in half and scooping with a spoon. Did I choose the wrong option? Do people eat the skin??? I don't eat the skin...I'm not weird (not that weird).
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Disco » 14 Jul 2016, 09:07

Apparently they do eat the skin, I've been doing it ever since I found out you could do it
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Anon. E. Moose » 14 Jul 2016, 10:06

I imagine the people that eat kiwi fruit skin and all are the same people that eat apples from the bottom so they can eat the entire thing, core and all.
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by Disco » 14 Jul 2016, 10:20

Anon. E. Moose wrote:I imagine the people that eat kiwi fruit skin and all are the same people that eat apples from the bottom so they can eat the entire thing, core and all.
I cut my apples up, I hate eating them whole :P
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Re: How do you eat kiwifruit?

Post by NotThatDoug » 14 Jul 2016, 11:19

Apple slicer/corer master race

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Although I remove the peeler part cause the skin is where its at.
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