Dan Murphy's probably wont approve my review so i feel like you guys need to be made aware of this product:
I literally signed up just because people need to be warned about this...
Over the past few months I've been working my way through the available catalogue of ciders in DM's and I've only got a handful left to sample, so i feel like i have a bit of a handle on what I like and don't like (which is why this shocked me, as i like the less sweet varieties).
Remember in Highschool when you put that bruised apple in your locker and accidentally pushed it behind the chemistry textbook you never have to take to class?
Remember when you found it 2 weeks later and, mistaking it for the apple you purchased yesterday, bit into it?
That's what this tastes like, carbonated, brused, warm (somehow even when on ice), old apple.
When i first tried it i had drunk a few sweeter ciders and a Saison so, despite the shock, resolved to give it another try the next day with a fresh palate, perhaps out of a chilled glass with no ice(maybe i had a distasteful piece of ice?), the result was no different.
First can went down the sink, second can went down the sink, final 2 cans are in the bin. Also now my sink smells terrible.
-15/10, would not recommend to anyone, not even Hitler.
If i stumbled out of the desert and one of you were standing there holding an icy chilled can of Stowford Press and a warm, 2 week old jug of your own rancid pis.... I'd ask you for two glasses of the piss.